The Classification of the Members of Stardoll

Yes, Stardoll has enough Species of Girl/Boy/Unidentified Gender to Classify.....


1. The I-Know-You're-Popular-So-I'll-Just-Hang-Out-With-You-Type


     These members have hundreds/thousands of starpoints, stardollars, rare dresses/furniture/etc. These people are probably Stardoll's pride and joy. (They must be so proud.) Why? They are the ones who are rich enough to spend at least 300 dollars on their site. They are also the ones who have stayed the longest to acquire so many starpoints.


     They also have achieved over than 8 awards, and pretty much have swarms of wannabees coming after them, with countless "hearts, and smiley faces" just so they can be "friends."


     That's friendship for you.


Examples of these type are: 

Perilice2 and ceren.gk




     I don't mean any harm or anything, but these dolls are like, the holy grail of me-dolls. That is why they have so many fans. 


2. The, `I'll-post-a-picture-of-my-ugly-me-doll-so-people-can-say-something-nice-about-me-type


     These dolls live and breathe this thing call sympathy, they get things they want out of this. Instead of posting numerous of "smiley faces and lol's" they post multiple "sad faces." You can find a lot of them in clubs or blogs. They are usually saying, "My doll looks so ugley" (Yes, they do spell like that.) Then they get responses like, "Your doll is actually looks REALLY pretty, or, It looks wayyy better than mine." Or some relationship problems. Here is an example:

          You can guess there are going sympathy posts like, "The same thing happened to me, I was heartbroken."


     Relationships can be hard, but don't go moping about it online! Go meet the magical unicorn of wonders!-erm. I didn't say that. :p


3. Sluts (Hehe, 1 word.)


    Umm.. These people just FREAK ME OUT. When I was new to the Stardoll site at the age of 8 (Yea, I've been here long.) I encountered this stalker guy who was my "friend" (I know monitor my friends thanks to him.) asked me to invite him over to my suite, like the little polite girl I was (without a dirty mind.) i accepted. Then, he took all his frikn' clothes off. (That part made me scream.) I quickly logged out, not before his doll kept jumping on mine. (shiver) I deleted that account too, and made a new one.


...I need to take a breath.

     Well, these people are common amongst party areas. As you may know, Stardoll ACTUALLY lets little girls get virtually harassed by older people. Here are a few examples above.


3. The-common-ones


     I really don't need to describe these people much, except that they log in and out a few times a week, and pretty much do't affect the Stardoll system besides adding another useless account to Stardoll's oh-so-very-important-member-count.


4. The wanna-bees


     They can be found EVERYWHERE, kind of like vermin. They send so many "smiley-faces, 5.5's, vote me back's, and xoxo, gossip girl's" than you can count. They pretty much have one reason to live: Get attention. Whatever it takes, pretty much.


     You can even see them commiting virtual "suicide" (That is not something to joke about.) or spamming club forums with relationship problems. If they get mad, you can also find them in troll-form. Their most annoying form. They pretty much spam everything with useless, entertaining, and sometimes freaky comments. 


     BEWARE. They might just get mad enough to hack, spam, or report you. :p
The idiots.


What's your opinion? Where do you stand?


-TheSDVanity

What Stardoll Approves and Disproves of.

     What Stardoll Disproves of.


     If you have been on Stardoll long enough, you can probably tell that Stardoll is against the fat, flat-chested, and short people. I mean, do you EVER see any of Stardoll's dolls with flat chests? The overweight? Or any short me-dolls? I have also heard that Stardoll deletes some accounts who attempt to make their me-dolls look fat. 

     I personally, think it's about their self image. It's not like Stardoll wants people to come to their website and see fat or short people on their site. And if people don't like what they see, they don't spend $$ on it. But Stardoll does have a point. People don't want to come to a family-site where there are so many irregular (I should say.) dolls that it might seem a bit personal to people who do have these traits. 


     I think Stardoll to change this, they probably make all their dolls look like supermodels. WE ARE NOT ALL SUPERMODELS. I really think Stardoll needs variety. It's always one trend after another. 


What do you think?


-Does Stardoll want a good self-image?


-Or do they don't want to offend others?


     What Stardoll Approves of

     You probably have noticed, but Stardoll apparently approves of heaps of Sponsored stores and a lot of other things. As of 3/31/2012, Stardoll already has 5 sponsered stores on the 1st page of the Starplaza. Stardoll also approves of people buying their products such as Stardollars, Superstar, etc. 

     For example, one of Stardoll's biggest consumers, princesslicha 

(I am not going to say anything rude about her or any other member)

has spent, as she says, thousands of dollars on Stardoll, even though she has been reported multiple times for nonthreatening incidents. Take a look:  

     Lucky duck.

     Anyways, I know all her incidents were just incidents (I'm using the word incident a lot today.) but that is just unfair to some members. I think Stardoll should treat all members with the same privileges as others. This proves that this is probably a crisis time for their site. Probably because not a lot of people are buying.

Their newest "Easter Sale" was probably launched, so they could get more money.

Do you know the price to take a $2.95 purchase back? You probably guessed correctly: Your account. They don't care how much time or money you spent, (Unless you've spent approximately over 200 dollars.) they're probably just going to delete your account if you wish.

That's just unfair.

Opinions? Thoughts?

-TheSDVanity

Welcome to My Humble Abode.

Well, hi.


     Well, since you're probably here, I will probably virtually hug you right now for giving the time and effort for copying and pasting this link. You're probably thinking, this is going to be another fail anonymous blog, with less than 10 views, 0 followers, etc., right?


....Well, maybe.


     It's perfectly clear I am a horrible graphic designer, the doll up there looks like it has blow-job lips, a flattened nose, a boob jump gone wrong, and a messy brown mop for hair.


     But I can assure you this:


     I DO know how to spell.


     I can improve.


     I'm not going to be a wannabe  (I meant perfectly capable of) bad-ass.


     I will not bash The Antagonist.


     I won't spam your blogs. (Maybe.)


     I'll write as much as I am capable of.


     I'm not going to name my blog "Gossip Girl"


     I like penguins.


     I'll try to suit your needs.


     I'm not going to make competitions like, "Doll of the month/year/day/week/decade/eon/century/eternity" I find those competitions annoying.


     I'm not going to give you fake posts/attitude/personality/etc.


     I'm not cliche.


     I'll try to fix those blow-job lips.


     Think you'll give this blog a try? 
I hope you do.


-TheSDVanity