Sunday, May 20, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
The 7 Deadly Species of Stardoll
Well, I was inspired by MDM's writer test-thing. So I decided to write a little post about The 7 Deadly Species and how to recognize one. I hope they don't mind. -.- Well, hope you enjoy. (Some Posts may be a bit inappropriate, so if you are 10 or younger and don't know what pleasure or action means please don't read.) :)
Sin #1 Lust
Lust- To have an intense desire or need: "But I tell you, anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery in his heart."-Mathew 5:28
The Bible is so true.
You can find this type of species all around the world, but as you can see on the map, this type of species is most common in America, due to their high teenage hormones. The American ecosystem also provides more than enough pleasure for them. This includes Las Vegas where this species can often find someone to get busy with. New York is also a usual place for this type of animal. Species of this kind are nocturnal, they mate with multiple individuals and they start at a young age. Although animals infected with Lust look normal at daytime they can change suddenly at noon. You can also find them having pleasure with a table or a chair, pretending it was a certain individual.
Intelligent Rate: 3/10
Beauty: 9/10
Activeness: 7/10
Creativity: 1/10
Senses: 4/10
Hormones: 10/10
Pregnancy Rate: 10/10
Female Types:
Due to its unusually and unhealthy high teenage hormones, a female type of this animal can usually be found on stardoll with a huge rack and wearing very little (if not any) clothes. This species of female type look like this:
They are usually hosting sexual parties attempting to seduce the opposite (In some cases the same) sex, females are extremely more numerous than males, so by doing this, the females are hoping to mate if it can find a male. Competition is high on Stardoll, so this species can only mate for a week, if the male allows it. Mating parties have 1-11 people. Examples of these mating parties are above.
Animals infected with the Lust disease come from a variety of forms. Main Versions include: Hotgirl and ladiesman.
Hotgirl Forms:
They usually describe themselves with adjectives such as: funny hot, super hot, MEGA hot, shy, sweet, bella, SCARY, gay, cool, nice, kool (I told you low intelligence.), cute, style, HOT hot (Very Original). They can be found everywhere, if you just type in the word "hot" on the search bar.
Ladiesman Forms:
Males try to attract females by naming their dolls "ladiesman" with adjectives such as hot, SUPER hot, MEG-I don't need to go there. Since this species has low intelligence, some females get confused and pretend as if male, and they also try to seduce females, with almost no luck.
Males are almost like females, the only difference is their looks and hormones. They are equally intelligent (no surprise.) There is really not much to say. But, you can find males looking half-naked (Yes, fangirls, for the sheer beauty of it.) most of the time at least. This type of male species usually wears sunglasses, baggy jeans, no shoes, and... shirt. (Fangirls: *Scream*) Here is an example: (Cover your ears.)
I told you shirtless and baggy jeans.....
Well, anyway, that concludes #1:Lust edition of The 7 Deadly Species of Stardoll.
-What did you think of the post?
-Edition #1: Envy is next. :)
-TheSDVanity
Sin #1 Lust
Lust- To have an intense desire or need: "But I tell you, anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery in his heart."-Mathew 5:28
The Bible is so true.
You can find this type of species all around the world, but as you can see on the map, this type of species is most common in America, due to their high teenage hormones. The American ecosystem also provides more than enough pleasure for them. This includes Las Vegas where this species can often find someone to get busy with. New York is also a usual place for this type of animal. Species of this kind are nocturnal, they mate with multiple individuals and they start at a young age. Although animals infected with Lust look normal at daytime they can change suddenly at noon. You can also find them having pleasure with a table or a chair, pretending it was a certain individual.
Intelligent Rate: 3/10
Beauty: 9/10
Activeness: 7/10
Creativity: 1/10
Senses: 4/10
Hormones: 10/10
Pregnancy Rate: 10/10
Female Types:
Due to its unusually and unhealthy high teenage hormones, a female type of this animal can usually be found on stardoll with a huge rack and wearing very little (if not any) clothes. This species of female type look like this:
Animals infected with the Lust disease come from a variety of forms. Main Versions include: Hotgirl and ladiesman.
Hotgirl Forms:
Ladiesman Forms:
Males are almost like females, the only difference is their looks and hormones. They are equally intelligent (no surprise.) There is really not much to say. But, you can find males looking half-naked (Yes, fangirls, for the sheer beauty of it.) most of the time at least. This type of male species usually wears sunglasses, baggy jeans, no shoes, and... shirt. (Fangirls: *Scream*) Here is an example: (Cover your ears.)
Well, anyway, that concludes #1:Lust edition of The 7 Deadly Species of Stardoll.
-What did you think of the post?
-Edition #1: Envy is next. :)
-TheSDVanity
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
The Sickness...
There is a little plague going on in the SD world. (No, I'm saying this to freak you out.) But, it seems everyone who has worked hard to achieve their goals and actually succeeded, usually become overwhelmed and start to suffer from The Popularity Sickness. It's when a successful individual accumulates fans, then starts to think otherwise of his/her self of greater importance.
How to Get the Popularity Sickness
Sid-effects
As you may know, people who suffer from this disease often experience longing for attention, bananas, $$, fans, and dramatic entrances/exits. Other sid-effects include:
Pregnancy
Fake Pregnancy
A longing for bananas
hallucinations
yelling
sweating
crying over a MEAN post
loss of followers
extreme posting
sympathy
depression
turn to drugs
banging head on a wall
extreme hoarding
eating cake
extreme overdose of cake
starts to see gummy bears all around us
not knowing how to walk
not talking
swearing
confusion
eating chicken
extreme killing of chickens
committing online suicide
talking to your hand
starte spelleun lik dis
etc,
And MUCH, MUCH more.
But seriously, a lot of people who blog successfully most of the time end up thinking that they're more important than others.
Congratulations, you've finallybecome our hero met a unicron.
-TheSDVanity
How to Get the Popularity Sickness
1. Become a successful person who has a lot of fans.
2. Get a lot of haters.
3. Get high.
4. Become a slut.
5. Try to be a BA.
6. Meet unicorns and get hallucinations.
7. Create some kind of sob story.
.....And some other reasons that either get you high/drunk/pregnant/annoying/BA/spelle lik dis/etc.
Sid-effects
As you may know, people who suffer from this disease often experience longing for attention, bananas, $$, fans, and dramatic entrances/exits. Other sid-effects include:
Pregnancy
Fake Pregnancy
A longing for bananas
hallucinations
yelling
sweating
crying over a MEAN post
loss of followers
extreme posting
sympathy
depression
turn to drugs
banging head on a wall
extreme hoarding
eating cake
extreme overdose of cake
starts to see gummy bears all around us
not knowing how to walk
not talking
swearing
confusion
eating chicken
extreme killing of chickens
committing online suicide
talking to your hand
starte spelleun lik dis
etc,
And MUCH, MUCH more.
But seriously, a lot of people who blog successfully most of the time end up thinking that they're more important than others.
Congratulations, you've finally
-TheSDVanity
Suspicions....
I don't know why, but ever since PSG was 'deleted' I kept dying and being reborn multiple times. It still bothers me though, when The Antagonist posted that it might be an April Fools Joke, Perez posted this on the date of April Fools day:
Her post was believable. I don't really have a lot of evidence (if any) to back up my suspicions, but I'm working on it. So for now, I'll leave it to you.
Which statement best describes what you think?
-PSG is NOT over.
-Yep, it's dead.
-I WAS right!
-Yes! That crappy blog is gone!
-NONONOOONOONO
-Stufgula
-This is overrated.
-Attention-seeker.
-Not part of this.
-Bu..but...WHY?
-TheSDVanity
Saturday, March 31, 2012
The Classification of the Members of Stardoll
Yes, Stardoll has enough Species of Girl/Boy/Unidentified Gender to Classify.....
1. The I-Know-You're-Popular-So-I'll-Just-Hang-Out-With-You-Type
These members have hundreds/thousands of starpoints, stardollars, rare dresses/furniture/etc. These people are probably Stardoll's pride and joy. (They must be so proud.) Why? They are the ones who are rich enough to spend at least 300 dollars on their site. They are also the ones who have stayed the longest to acquire so many starpoints.
They also have achieved over than 8 awards, and pretty much have swarms of wannabees coming after them, with countless "hearts, and smiley faces" just so they can be "friends."
That's friendship for you.
Examples of these type are:
Perilice2 and ceren.gk
I don't mean any harm or anything, but these dolls are like, the holy grail of me-dolls. That is why they have so many fans.
2. The, `I'll-post-a-picture-of-my-ugly-me-doll-so-people-can-say-something-nice-about-me-type
These dolls live and breathe this thing call sympathy, they get things they want out of this. Instead of posting numerous of "smiley faces and lol's" they post multiple "sad faces." You can find a lot of them in clubs or blogs. They are usually saying, "My doll looks so ugley" (Yes, they do spell like that.) Then they get responses like, "Your doll is actually looks REALLY pretty, or, It looks wayyy better than mine." Or some relationship problems. Here is an example:
You can guess there are going sympathy posts like, "The same thing happened to me, I was heartbroken."
Relationships can be hard, but don't go moping about it online! Go meet the magical unicorn of wonders!-erm. I didn't say that. :p
3. Sluts (Hehe, 1 word.)
Umm.. These people just FREAK ME OUT. When I was new to the Stardoll site at the age of 8 (Yea, I've been here long.) I encountered this stalker guy who was my "friend" (I know monitor my friends thanks to him.) asked me to invite him over to my suite, like the little polite girl I was (without a dirty mind.) i accepted. Then, he took all his frikn' clothes off. (That part made me scream.) I quickly logged out, not before his doll kept jumping on mine. (shiver) I deleted that account too, and made a new one.
...I need to take a breath.
Well, these people are common amongst party areas. As you may know, Stardoll ACTUALLY lets little girls get virtually harassed by older people. Here are a few examples above.
3. The-common-ones
I really don't need to describe these people much, except that they log in and out a few times a week, and pretty much do't affect the Stardoll system besides adding another useless account to Stardoll's oh-so-very-important-member-count.
4. The wanna-bees
They can be found EVERYWHERE, kind of like vermin. They send so many "smiley-faces, 5.5's, vote me back's, and xoxo, gossip girl's" than you can count. They pretty much have one reason to live: Get attention. Whatever it takes, pretty much.
You can even see them commiting virtual "suicide" (That is not something to joke about.) or spamming club forums with relationship problems. If they get mad, you can also find them in troll-form. Their most annoying form. They pretty much spam everything with useless, entertaining, and sometimes freaky comments.
BEWARE. They might just get mad enough to hack, spam, or report you. :p
The idiots.
What's your opinion? Where do you stand?
-TheSDVanity
1. The I-Know-You're-Popular-So-I'll-Just-Hang-Out-With-You-Type
These members have hundreds/thousands of starpoints, stardollars, rare dresses/furniture/etc. These people are probably Stardoll's pride and joy. (They must be so proud.) Why? They are the ones who are rich enough to spend at least 300 dollars on their site. They are also the ones who have stayed the longest to acquire so many starpoints.
They also have achieved over than 8 awards, and pretty much have swarms of wannabees coming after them, with countless "hearts, and smiley faces" just so they can be "friends."
That's friendship for you.
Examples of these type are:
I don't mean any harm or anything, but these dolls are like, the holy grail of me-dolls. That is why they have so many fans.
2. The, `I'll-post-a-picture-of-my-ugly-me-doll-so-people-can-say-something-nice-about-me-type
These dolls live and breathe this thing call sympathy, they get things they want out of this. Instead of posting numerous of "smiley faces and lol's" they post multiple "sad faces." You can find a lot of them in clubs or blogs. They are usually saying, "My doll looks so ugley" (Yes, they do spell like that.) Then they get responses like, "Your doll is actually looks REALLY pretty, or, It looks wayyy better than mine." Or some relationship problems. Here is an example:
Relationships can be hard, but don't go moping about it online! Go meet the magical unicorn of wonders!-erm. I didn't say that. :p
3. Sluts (Hehe, 1 word.)
Umm.. These people just FREAK ME OUT. When I was new to the Stardoll site at the age of 8 (Yea, I've been here long.) I encountered this stalker guy who was my "friend" (I know monitor my friends thanks to him.) asked me to invite him over to my suite, like the little polite girl I was (without a dirty mind.) i accepted. Then, he took all his frikn' clothes off. (That part made me scream.) I quickly logged out, not before his doll kept jumping on mine. (shiver) I deleted that account too, and made a new one.
...I need to take a breath.
3. The-common-ones
I really don't need to describe these people much, except that they log in and out a few times a week, and pretty much do't affect the Stardoll system besides adding another useless account to Stardoll's oh-so-very-important-member-count.
4. The wanna-bees
They can be found EVERYWHERE, kind of like vermin. They send so many "smiley-faces, 5.5's, vote me back's, and xoxo, gossip girl's" than you can count. They pretty much have one reason to live: Get attention. Whatever it takes, pretty much.
You can even see them commiting virtual "suicide" (That is not something to joke about.) or spamming club forums with relationship problems. If they get mad, you can also find them in troll-form. Their most annoying form. They pretty much spam everything with useless, entertaining, and sometimes freaky comments.
BEWARE. They might just get mad enough to hack, spam, or report you. :p
The idiots.
What's your opinion? Where do you stand?
-TheSDVanity
What Stardoll Approves and Disproves of.
What Stardoll Disproves of.
If you have been on Stardoll long enough, you can probably tell that Stardoll is against the fat, flat-chested, and short people. I mean, do you EVER see any of Stardoll's dolls with flat chests? The overweight? Or any short me-dolls? I have also heard that Stardoll deletes some accounts who attempt to make their me-dolls look fat.
I personally, think it's about their self image. It's not like Stardoll wants people to come to their website and see fat or short people on their site. And if people don't like what they see, they don't spend $$ on it. But Stardoll does have a point. People don't want to come to a family-site where there are so many irregular (I should say.) dolls that it might seem a bit personal to people who do have these traits.
I think Stardoll to change this, they probably make all their dolls look like supermodels. WE ARE NOT ALL SUPERMODELS. I really think Stardoll needs variety. It's always one trend after another.
What do you think?
-Does Stardoll want a good self-image?
-Or do they don't want to offend others?
What Stardoll Approves of
If you have been on Stardoll long enough, you can probably tell that Stardoll is against the fat, flat-chested, and short people. I mean, do you EVER see any of Stardoll's dolls with flat chests? The overweight? Or any short me-dolls? I have also heard that Stardoll deletes some accounts who attempt to make their me-dolls look fat.
I think Stardoll to change this, they probably make all their dolls look like supermodels. WE ARE NOT ALL SUPERMODELS. I really think Stardoll needs variety. It's always one trend after another.
What do you think?
-Does Stardoll want a good self-image?
-Or do they don't want to offend others?
What Stardoll Approves of
You probably have noticed, but Stardoll apparently approves of heaps of Sponsored stores and a lot of other things. As of 3/31/2012, Stardoll already has 5 sponsered stores on the 1st page of the Starplaza. Stardoll also approves of people buying their products such as Stardollars, Superstar, etc.
For example, one of Stardoll's biggest consumers, princesslicha
(I am not going to say anything rude about her or any other member)
has spent, as she says, thousands of dollars on Stardoll, even though she has been reported multiple times for nonthreatening incidents. Take a look:
Lucky duck.
Anyways, I know all her incidents were just incidents (I'm using the word incident a lot today.) but that is just unfair to some members. I think Stardoll should treat all members with the same privileges as others. This proves that this is probably a crisis time for their site. Probably because not a lot of people are buying.
Their newest "Easter Sale" was probably launched, so they could get more money.
Do you know the price to take a $2.95 purchase back? You probably guessed correctly: Your account. They don't care how much time or money you spent, (Unless you've spent approximately over 200 dollars.) they're probably just going to delete your account if you wish.
That's just unfair.
Opinions? Thoughts?
-TheSDVanity
Friday, March 30, 2012
Welcome to My Humble Abode.
Well, hi.
Well, since you're probably here, I will probably virtually hug you right now for giving the time and effort for copying and pasting this link. You're probably thinking, this is going to be another fail anonymous blog, with less than 10 views, 0 followers, etc., right?
....Well, maybe.
It's perfectly clear I am a horrible graphic designer, the doll up there looks like it has blow-job lips, a flattened nose, a boob jump gone wrong, and a messy brown mop for hair.
But I can assure you this:
I DO know how to spell.
I can improve.
I'm not going to be awannabe (I meant perfectly capable of) bad-ass.
I will not bash The Antagonist.
I won't spam your blogs. (Maybe.)
I'll write as much as I am capable of.
I'm not going to name my blog "Gossip Girl"
I like penguins.
I'll try to suit your needs.
I'm not going to make competitions like, "Doll of the month/year/day/week/decade/eon/century/eternity" I find those competitions annoying.
I'm not going to give you fake posts/attitude/personality/etc.
I'm not cliche.
I'll try to fix those blow-job lips.
Think you'll give this blog a try?
I hope you do.
-TheSDVanity
Well, since you're probably here, I will probably virtually hug you right now for giving the time and effort for copying and pasting this link. You're probably thinking, this is going to be another fail anonymous blog, with less than 10 views, 0 followers, etc., right?
....Well, maybe.
It's perfectly clear I am a horrible graphic designer, the doll up there looks like it has blow-job lips, a flattened nose, a boob jump gone wrong, and a messy brown mop for hair.
But I can assure you this:
I DO know how to spell.
I can improve.
I'm not going to be a
I will not bash The Antagonist.
I won't spam your blogs. (Maybe.)
I'll write as much as I am capable of.
I'm not going to name my blog "Gossip Girl"
I like penguins.
I'll try to suit your needs.
I'm not going to make competitions like, "Doll of the month/year/day/week/decade/eon/century/eternity" I find those competitions annoying.
I'm not going to give you fake posts/attitude/personality/etc.
I'm not cliche.
I'll try to fix those blow-job lips.
Think you'll give this blog a try?
I hope you do.
-TheSDVanity
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