The Sickness...

     There is a little plague going on in the SD world. (No, I'm saying this to freak you out.) But, it seems everyone who has worked hard to achieve their goals and actually succeeded, usually become overwhelmed and start to suffer from The Popularity Sickness. It's when a successful  individual accumulates fans, then starts to think otherwise of his/her self of greater importance. 


How to Get the Popularity Sickness

1. Become a successful person who has a lot of fans.

2. Get a lot of haters.

3. Get high.

4. Become a slut.

5. Try to be a BA.

6. Meet unicorns and get hallucinations.

7. Create some kind of sob story.

.....And some other reasons that either get you high/drunk/pregnant/annoying/BA/spelle lik dis/etc.

Sid-effects


     As you may know, people who suffer from this disease often experience longing for attention, bananas, $$, fans, and dramatic entrances/exits. Other sid-effects include:


Pregnancy
Fake Pregnancy
A longing for bananas
hallucinations
yelling
sweating
crying over a MEAN post
loss of followers
extreme posting
sympathy
depression
turn to drugs
banging head on a wall
extreme hoarding
eating cake
extreme overdose of cake
starts to see gummy bears all around us
not knowing how to walk
not talking
swearing
confusion
eating chicken
extreme killing of chickens
committing online suicide
talking to your hand
starte spelleun lik dis
etc,


     And MUCH, MUCH more.
     
     But seriously,  a lot of people who blog successfully most of the time end up thinking that they're more important than others. 
Congratulations, you've finally become our hero  met a unicron.


-TheSDVanity